The Planet got good and sick of trying to find a replacement for Madame I. Liner. You gits what you pays fer, the saying goes, and if Madame I is not the best prognosticator money can buy, she's the best The Planet could git with The Planet's budget.

So here the o...

The Dade Planet apologizes for the wild excesses of its former Czodiac Czar, Madame I. Liner (right). The bossiness, the specificity, the sheer, unmitigated gall of Madame I’s prognostications offended no reader more profoundly than it did The Planet. Readers, may we c...

Madam I.  Liner, a professional prognosticator whose big earrings and black eyeliner qualify her to predict your future, returns to guide you through life, love and investment opportunities this October! If you have questions for Madam I. Liner, email them to news@dade...

Editor's Note: In this useful new feature from The Dade Planet, professional prognosticator Madame I. Liner looks into the stars for helpful hints to guide you through the perils and pleasures of your destiny. Madam I's qualifications are top-of-the-(eye)line--her earr...

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