Robin Ford Wallace Jan 30, 2018 Your February Planet Horoscope The Planet got good and sick of trying to find a replacement for Madame I. Liner. You gits what you pays fer, the saying goes, and if Mad...
Robin Ford Wallace Nov 30, 2017 Your Holiday Planet Horoscope The Dade Planet apologizes for the wild excesses of its former Czodiac Czar, Madame I. Liner (right). The bossiness, the specificity, the...
Robin Ford Wallace Oct 4, 2017 Your October Planet Horoscope Madam I. Liner, a professional prognosticator whose big earrings and black eyeliner qualify her to predict your future, returns to guide...
Robin Ford Wallace Aug 25, 2017 Your September Planet Horoscope Editor's Note: In this useful new feature from The Dade Planet, professional prognosticator Madame I. Liner looks into the stars for help...
